From: Alebrelle Kuatu
Sent: 2015.04.30 23:10
To: WDS Delivery Receipts, Amg552,  

Dearest Amg552,

First of all, from every one of us at WiNGSPAN Delivery Services to you; Thank you so very much for your large order.  It keeps our children fed, and it keeps the delivery vehicles on the road.

Why, our very own Black Aivo's loving wife of 13 years had just been diagnosed with Space Cancer™ just this past week, and during this period of mourning we were uncertain about the future.  With your gloriously large order of our hand-crafted artisanal munitions we have all agreed to donate to his family of 5 (He, his wife, and their 3 Guinea Pig children) the entire profit of this order!

Chance Ravinne, known for his shrewd Scrooge-like tendencies was hard to convince of this generousity, but some "creative bookeeping" does show our costs as a bit higher than they actually are...  So what he sees as "at cost" actually has a healthy margin built in, and so we were able to convince him by still giving him a cut.  He's a shrewd taskmaster who we all fear the retribution of.  There was this guy once...  Really, it's not fit for out of corp discussion.  I'm shocked you would have asked.

Honestly, again, from the cackles of our hearts. Your generosity is mind shattering.  Could you be our new CEO?  He's so very mean, and someone such as yourself would surely treat us with so much more care, compassion, and love.  Our bunks have exposed nails, and I sleep with but a threadbare blanket to keep me warm when our single lump of coal has burned out for the night.  19 of the delivery crew have developed spinal problems in the past few months.  Morale is low.  Send help.  CONCORD save us.  Be our savior.


Attached, according to our strict delivery receipt protocol is your delivery order:
Kill: Amg552 (Kronos) 

I'd like to personally welcome you to the WiNGSPAN family of customers.

Alebrelle Kuatu 
Operations Director, Delivery Agent, Endentured Servant
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
"We're not happy until you're content!"

Lost in Translation

From: Reed Icculus
Sent: 2015.04.30 22:42
To: WDS Delivery Receipts, 

I think some things got lost in translation.  I say ice cream for everyone ! 


Re: Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Codila Roso
Sent: 2015.04.30 14:48
To: Chance Ravinne,  Reed Icculus,  

I would higly appreciate if your daughter will gently suck my dick in real life. 
Cut the crap, get out, buy one ice cream and enjoy the day

I don`t give a fuck on your achievements, like playing computer games or create websites.

Re: Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Reed Icculus
Sent: 2015.04.30 08:00
To: Codila Roso,  

Codila Roso,

I am pleased that you received my message and you did not abandon high sec like you abandoned your wormhole. WiNGSPAN agents always appreciate direct feedback from our customers and I would have hoped that after such an efficient disposal job you would have more to say.  If you would like to leave further comments, I will be more then happy to forwrd them to our Customer Relations Office for further review.  There they can also add you to our subscription list for future torpedo deliveries if you would like.  I also urge you to check out website for a full list of our services, we offer more then just disposal.

Please pay your bill of $40,000,000isk in full as soon as possible to avoid late charges, If you cannot pay in full we can talk payment plan options.  

If you do not feel comfortable paying  WiNGSPAN delivery services directly for the services rendered, you can always pay your agent directly.  Once again thank for you choosing WiNGSPAN.  

Reed Icculus 
Delivery Agent
Re: Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Codila Roso
Sent: 2015.04.30 07:15
To: Reed Icculus,  

What Nigger?

Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Reed Icculus
Sent: 2015.04.29 06:54
To: Codila Roso,  

Greetings Codila Roso, 

This is a bill of sale for just receiving our patented JSpace disposal services from WiNGSPAN delivery services.  Often this is a free service, however hauling and disposal of such a large order will require payment on your behalf.  Below is a breakdown of your bill of sale, please submit payment at your earliest convenience directly to our corporation.. 

Hauling & Disposal :
$35,000,000isk: Minmatar Control Tower Small  
$5,000,000isk: Small Artillery Battery  
$5,000,000isk: Small Artillery Battery 
$5,000,000isk: Spatial Destabilization Battery 

I was able to recycle 7 modules wich will allow you a rebate of 10,000,000 isk.  Your bill was adjusted to reflect these savings

Total isk owed : $40,000,000
Please remit payment directly to  WiNGSPAN delivery services 

Ты должен мне деньги. Пожалуйста, обратите 40,000,000isk чтобы размах крыльев служб доставки.

We know you have a lot of options when it comes to discrete shipping solutions. So on behalf of WINGSPAN Delivery Services, I would like to thank you for choosing our corporation for your disposal needs.  If you have any questions or feedback regarding our services, please visit our website at  

Reed Icculus
Delivery Agent 
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 
"We're not happy until you're content!"

Totally Satisfied

Re: Delivery receipt
From: Javor
Sent: 2015.04.25 23:42
To: Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb,  

Dear Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb,

In fact I am totally satisfied with our transaction, specifically for the company that drones have offered me in this sad and empty wormhole.
You can also congratulate your entire team for this great job.

Javor, happy and fulfilled customer.
Delivery receipt
From: Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb
Sent: 2015.04.25 23:31
To: Javor,  

Dear Javor, 

Congratulations! You are receiving this notification to confirm successful fulfillment of the following WINGSPAN services:
[X] Torpedo Delivery
[X] Drone Party Bots
[ ] Roadside Assistance
[ ] POS Hauling/Storage
[ ] Waste Management

Please find below a copy of your transaction: 

Delivery: Javor (Astero) 

We know you have a lot of options when it comes to discrete shipping solutions. So on behalf of WINGSPAN Delivery Services, I would like to thank you for choosing our corporation for your ammunition fulfillment needs. 

If you have any questions or feedback regarding our services, please visit our website at

Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb 
Delivery Agent
"We're not happy until you're content!"

You Have Made My Day

Re: Party Drone Delivery
From: Malorian Coehorn
Sent: 2015.04.25 13:50
To: KageAkurei,  

Ok, i wasn't happy(which is understandable when you lose 0,8B) but now you have made my day :D 

Party Drone Delivery
From: KageAkurei
Sent: 2015.04.25 13:47
To: Jion D Vance,  Malorian Coehorn,  

Dear Malorian Coehorn & Jion D Vance,

We at Wingspan Delivery Service are committed to delivering many services to our customers. But seeing as you were doing combat sites all alone our delivery agents just knew you would love a big batch of party drones to surprise you!

And the best thing is that its free of charge even the clean up after the party!

We hope you enjoyed this delivery and look forwared to delivering you many other services in the future.

Delivery Reciept: 
Kill: Malorian Coehorn (Legion) 
Kill: Jion D Vance (Gila) 
Kill: Malorian Coehorn (Mobile Tractor Unit) 

At WiNGSPAN, we are not happy until you are content.  Customer service is our penultimate goal and if you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to contact me.  We understand that you have many choices when it comes to ordinance delivery services in New Eden, and we thank you for choosing WiINGSPAN Delivery Services!

KageAkurei, and other agents involved
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services Delivery Agent

Snake, Rattle, and Roll

Re: Delivery confirmation - RS012 "Snake, Ratlle and Roll"
From: Karin Montforde
Sent: 2015.04.14 23:01
To: Xepheer,  

I have to admit, i was getting worried that  WiNGSPAN Delivery Services was becoming lax in its profesional image, perhaps due the the joy of become a intergalactic success story, but I am pleased to see you are still thinking of the customer and ensuring we get a full rundown of our purchase. 

I must add, my heart was gripped with fear when the delivery receipt for the purchase I ordered for my mobile tractor unit was not included in the original report. I feared I might have been swindled out of my secondary delivery, but once again  WiNGSPAN Delivery Services has come through to provide excellent customer support and ensures that any mistakes made were rectified.

Delivery confirmation - RS012 "Snake, Ratlle and Roll"
From: Xepheer
Sent: 2015.04.14 22:28
To: Karin Montforde,  

Dear Karin Montforde,

I would like to extend our thanks for choosing WiNGSPAN Delivery Services for your J-Space munitions needs. 

One of our agents found you engaging hostile Sleepers in J121623 earlier today, and although we do not carry Cruise missiles as part of our standard consignments, we do make sure that we never leave home without a reliable supply of Torpedoes and Drones. After receiving a request for delivery assistance from said agent, a veritable flotilla of our delivery vehicles were scrambled to assist you at the earliest convenience.

From this point, it was somewhat of a waiting game for us, as we are all too aware of how deadly the aforementioned Sleepers can prove against our hulls. Once the coast was clear, we saw our opportunity and our collective heart was alight with joy as we let fly with numerous volleys of a variety of torpedoes and even a few of our patented Drone Parties™. For your records, here is a complete rundown of the services and munitions we provided during this delivery:

Caldari Navy Nova Torpedo
Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo 
Caldari Navy Scourge Torpedo 
Caldari Navy Mjolnir Torpedo 
Gecko Drone Party™ x3

The best part about this service is that we don't ask for any payment! We are also fairly sure that you weren't even aware that you required these items (mainly as your weapon systems cannot make use of the torpedoes...). 

Here is your official WiNGSPAN Delivery receipt:

Kill: Karin Montforde (Rattlesnake)

Please keep this safe for future reference and should you need our services at any time, please feel free to contact myself or any other member of WiNGSPAN Delivery Services and we will be only too happy to assist.

Kind regards and fly safe o7

Wee Lad 
Glade Radner
Gigi McQuaid 
Valtyr Farshield 
Sister Fisterr 
Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb 
Black Aivo 
Banshee Legend 

Delivery Agents
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
"We're not happy until you're content!"
CSM Guaranteed with every delivery

3rd time's the Iteron!

From: Lainis Pootis
Sent: 2015.04.12 00:51
To: Steve Akoi Aoiki,  Sybegh,  

Hello residents of J113453!

As of 00:24, we at WiNGSPAN Delivery Services have successfully delivered your Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedoes, and Caldari Navy Scourge Torpedoes, straight to your Enlongated Missile Bays™ for convienience!

The following Enlongated Missile Bays™ have been marked and delivered upon:

Kill: Steve Akoi Aoiki (Iteron Mark V)
Kill: Sybegh (Iteron Mark V) 
Kill: Stevvve Akoi Aoiki (Iteron Mark V)

If there were any problems with handling the torpedoes to Second Sanctum and Ospray Corp, feel free to contact us at WiNGSPAN for future deliveries and even cancellations! Please note that for now, your Enlongated Missile Bays™ will be clear for moving as we move on to new customers!

Lainis Pootis, Delivery Agent


Re: Why 
From: Omen III Tagius
Sent: 2015.02.22 19:35
To: inta Vakaria,  

It was a rush yes thank you.  

Hope to see more of these patent pending drone parties.

See you soon. 

Re: Why 
From: inta Vakaria
Sent: 2015.02.22 19:32
To: Omen III Tagius,  

Dear Mr Tagius
When i saw you ratting alone in a t1 Thrasher i thought wow there's a brave man, i then thought that you deserved something special, and what could be more special then one of  WiNGSPAN Delivery Services's drone parties (Patent pending), You must have been thrilled with the entertainment the drones provided considering you stuck around in your Capsule afterwards, I am overjoyed that you were satisfied.
If you require any further drone parties or torpedoes please feel free to visit us at, check out our  YouTube channel, or vist our public channel WING-DS.

Yours truly
inta Vakaria 
Delivery agent
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 

"WiNGSPAN Delivery Services we're not happy till you're content"
From: Omen III Tagius
Sent: 2015.02.22 19:20
To: inta Vakaria,  


A Cold Response

Re: Successful torpedo delivery
From: Leija Prominent
Sent: 2015.02.22 13:37
To: Flaya Noong,  

I despise people like you...

Successful torpedo delivery
From: Flaya Noong
Sent: 2015.02.22 13:30
To: Leija Prominent,  

Dear Ms Prominent,

It was a great pleasure to meet you in J221447. As soon as you decloaked your Imicus at the entrance and launched your scanner probes I realised that here was a customer whoowanted to get straight to the delivery. No messy making of safe spots or cloakimg up. So I happily decloaked myself and delivered a set of 18 x Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedoes directly to your work address at Leija Prominent (Imicus).

Please forgive me for clumsily getting out of point range and allowimg you to warp to the sun, and then to planet III, where I found you and completed the delivery. Thank you for fitting a railgun instead of using drones. Had you used drones, you could have torn me to pieces.

Finally, thank you for choosing WiNGSPAN Delivery Services for your ammunition needs.

Fly safe!

Flaya Noong
Delivery Agent, WiNGSPAN Delivery Services

Double-Edged Envelope

Delivery confirmation
From: Pax Xan
Sent: 2015.02.22 05:27
To: Chance Ravinne,  Kayla Keey,  

To whom it may concern,

I was happy to receive the surprise delivery of hybrid charges and missiles, especially when so many of your specialists jumped in to ensure its proper delivery. Unfortunately though, I never received a packing slip or delivery confirmation letter.

In order to maintain my finances, and have the required records for tax deductions, I must have the delivery confirmation letter from your fine delivery specialist from whom I received these products.

The concerning delivery was Kill: Pax Xan (Tristan) 

I have heard of the outstanding customer service reputation of Wingspan Deliveries, I know your specialists take personal pride to ensure the proper and delicate fulfillment of all orders. I know they had a busy night based on the large amount of wreckage left behind by previous customers so I hold none at fault.

Thank you,
Pax Xan
Waste Management 

Better Late Than Never

From: Helnack
Sent: 2015.02.06 00:13
To: Chance Ravinne,  

Dear Chance Ravinne, 

I want to thank you for the delivery but was disappointed by the inability of my MTU to accept your delivery in a proper manner resulting in the destruction of the unit. In the process you have exposed a fatal flaw in the construction of the unit. 

I was in the system at the time and my alt did bug out when you arrived with the blinky blinky in my overview. 

In the meantime I have had the chance to acquaint myself with your educational videos you have posted and have enjoyed several hours of your delivery service. Please keep up the good work by providing this valuable service. 


Delivery Receipt
From: Chance Ravinne
Sent: 2015.01.19 06:20
To: Helnack,  

Dear Helnack,

Thank you so much for your order of Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedoes. We don't normally make deliveries to hisec, but since you put out a (Mobile Tractor Unit) for storage, I made an exception.

Unfortunately you chose to abandon the scene of the delivery before I could thank you in person, so I'll use this email as my opportunity. Thanks for choosing WINGSPAN and we hope you shop with us again!

Chance Ravinne

I Am Jack's First WDS Kill

From: Jack Wall
Sent: 2015.02.06 03:43
To: WDS Delivery Receipts, Live Rebmob,  

Dear Live Rebmob,

Thank you for choosing WiNGSPAN Delivery Services for your order of our exclusive Torpedo Party pack.

We know how frightening running sleeper sites can be, all the way out in wormhole space, so our delivery agents took it upon themselves to keep an eye on you, just to make sure you stayed safe.

Though it was my first time making a delivery, I hope I was able to meet your expectations.

Delivery Receipt:
Work: Kill: Live Rebmob (Moa) 
Home: Kill: Live Rebmob (Capsule) 

Jack Wall
Delivery Agent, WiNGSpan Delivery Services
"We're not happy until you're content!"

Cheers, 07

Hail to the King, Baby

Re: 'Here Comes The King'
From: Max Boutch
Sent: 2015.02.05 01:09
To: FreeBird87,  

Dear FreeBird87 

WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 

At least the part of your e-mail is very funny ! I am satisfied :)

Keep it up !

Your beloved custumer  Max Boutch's
'Here Comes The King'
From: FreeBird87
Sent: 2015.02.05 00:32
To: Max Boutch,  

Dearest Max Boutch

As soon as you entered the system J231837 I knew there was a party nearby! 
We at WiNGSPAN Delivery Services know how harsh reality can be in wormhole space! 

- thereby a swift stratios party bus was dispatched immediatly with the following track & party LIGHT drones to your (Astero)(Capsule) for your entertainment. (at your generous expence)

Snoop Lion - Here Comes The King
5x Hobgoblin II 

As a new delivery agent I was eager to provide a great customer servicing for your pleasures and contentment to the fullest!

In case you have/had a little too much fun you are very welcome to return to us and retreive your  Max Boutch's Frozen Corpse at one of our Mobile Recovery Pub

We wish you the best from this on and hope to see you again soon. o7

Yours truly  
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 

Sisters of EVE

Re: Torpedo Delivery Receipt
From: MD74
Sent: 2015.02.02 09:20
To: Docnagol,  

Hello Mr Docnagol,

Thank you for the swift delivery! 

You know that feeling when you order new toys, and wait for the delivery service to bring it to your doorstep? I was subconsiously awaiting my delivery outside the posshield, venturing towards my precious goodies. I hereby also apologize for the fact that your previous attempt was not succesful; i got called away and was not able to receive the delivery at that time.

Anyway, i hope the sisters core probe launcher is going to aid you well in fullfilling all your future deliveries!


Torpedo Delivery Receipt
From: Docnagol
Sent: 2015.02.02 08:34
To: MD74,  

Dear Mr, MD74,

This message is a receipt for your most recent order: Kill: MD74 (Anathema) 

We would like to thank you for your most recent order of Caldari Navy Scourge Torpedoes to the system of J154833. Your patronage to WiNGSPAN Delivery Services is greatly appreciated!

We understand that traveling through wormhole space can be a hostile and dangerous jouney and we hope that your newly aquired torpedoes will aid you in your trials.

If for some reason you find the product unsatisfactory you can apply for an exchange or refund up to 30 days from this point absolutely free of charge!

Fly safe!
Docnagol, Delivery Agent
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 

Tina Didn't Make It

Re: Instant Surprise Party Receipt
From: Haidere
Sent: 2015.02.02 03:27
To: Narcisse Nightmare,  

No no no, I clearly remember scheduling the delivery for the after party, several hours from now! If you read my order request I said to not deliver until AFTER 6:00!

You can imagine my surprise when I was entertaining my exotic dancer and I see my delivery came early. Alas, it seems that Tina did not make it and suffered a terrible dance pole accident when the fireworks detonated the meth lab.

Next time double check your client's order!

Instant Surprise Party Receipt
From: Narcisse Nightmare
Sent: 2015.02.02 03:22
To: Haidere,  

Dear Haidere,

Thank you for didn't ordering an instant drone and torpedoes surprise party!
It's always a pleasure to see the surprise in customer's eyes when the show begins, and this really make us proud of our work!

Here is the receipt for your delivery :
Kill: Haidere (Loki) 

We hope we enjoyed the show and look forward seeing you again and delivering any ammunitions, light shows or drones party you might need.

Thank you again for choosing WiNGSPAN Delivery Services to deliver you the finest torpedoes and drones of New Eden.

Narcisse Nightmare
Delivery Agent
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
"We're not happy until you're content"

Customer Service V

Dear Chance,

I am just writing to you to inform you and your corperatiion that I am a huge fan of your services and video demonstrations.  The quality of your customer service is outstanding and I think other corperations should take a page from your book in customer satisfactiion.

Furthermore, I would like to say thankyou for all the hard work you and your corp do every single day and if you ever need some backup or a friend for anything, don't hesitate to ask.  I would be proud to support the efforts of such a fine company.

Guilt Thethird

Baby On Board

Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation

From: Banshee Legend
To: , jonnyd black

Dear Mr. black 

if i understand your message correctly, you had your infant daughter in your hands, crying, while you were hacking a relic site datacore and fighting me? Besides of your exceptional Martial Poise, I would advise 

Now I feel happy that I fell hesitant to deliver to your home address - infants are not Capsuleers, so they do not have their consiousness transferred to another body if the current one dies. Please ensure that does not happen again, and I will be referring your case to the appropriate CONCORD facilities of Child Welfare. 

Have a nice day

Banshee Legend 

Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
jonnyd black
Sent: 2015.01.25 13:05
Banshee Legend

бред,разочарований ноль.дроны я выкинул только когда армор потек,и то у меня на руках была дочь которая плакала,что и было причиной афк,а на слив мне по фиг

Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
Banshee Legend
Отправлено: 2015.01.25 13:01
jonnyd black

I am very sorry, as I saw by your warrior II drones, you were not afk. I understand your frustration, but there is no need to lie - our FTL (Faster Than Light) Delivery Finder showed me all the information i needed. 

Once again, thank you for your order of the Party Drone™ delivery and have a nice day.

Humbly Yours,

Banshee Legend 

Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
jonnyd black
Sent: 2015.01.25 12:59
Banshee Legend

поймал меня когда я афк и пишешь чушь теперь))

Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
Banshee Legend
Отправлено: 2015.01.25 12:57
jonnyd black

Dear Mr. 

as I was approaching the Guristas Relic site I noticed your 
Astero decloak at a staggering 60km away from the closest data core.

I was very pleased to see yet another customer find me for a Party Drone™ delivery, so without hesitation, I delivered a party of 5x 
Hobgoblin II's to your work address. 

Here at 
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services we strive to be the best, that is why all of our Delivery Agents have Customer Service V mandatory skill trained. 

Even so, if you are displeased by my delivery methods, please forward this message to our CEO 
Chance Ravinnewith your complaint. 

______________________________PARTY DRONE DELIVERY______________________________

Delivery to 
jonnyd black's work address Kill: jonnyd black (Astero)  x5 Hobgoblin II 

__________________________________END OF RECEIPT_________________________________

P.S. If you plan on having another delivery of Party Drones™, please ensure that you have Laser Show Filter II's fitted to your ship, so it does not explode from the AWESOMENESS that is the Party Drone™ laser show. 

Humbly Yours,

Banshee Legend 
Delivery Agent/Assistant Recruitment Manager

WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 
"We're not happy until you're content"

More Russian Bears

From: Banshee Legend
Sent: 2015.01.19 17:04
To: WDS Delivery Receipts, 

The first two words "идите нахуй" mean go sit on a dick (word by word) and the other part is and then let bears fuck you

FW: Re: Road side assistance.
From: Paddy McDaddy
Sent: 2015.01.19 16:16

something about fucking or being fucked by bears. Thats a complaintform on its way then. cant win em all..... :)

Re: Road side assistance.
From: Radha Devi
Sent: 2015.01.19 16:05
To: Paddy McDaddy,  

идите нахуй и пусть вас там ебут медведи

Road side assistance.
От: Paddy McDaddy
Отправлено: 2015.01.19 15:56
Кому: Radha Devi,  

Dear Radha Devi.

We here at WiNGSPAN Delivery Services pride ourselves in our faster than ordering torpedo delivery service, but we also do other, less known, services.

When we saw your Venture parked at a wormhole without moving, we made it our priority to make sure your vehicle was to get off grid. It is w-space, and therefore very dangerous space. We helped you get away fast. Your welcome.

We Decided to push your venture out of harms way with our special push torpedos, and it worked great as you can see here:
Push: Radha Devi (Venture) 
This service was delivered totaly free of charge.

Please call again if you are ever in need of our services.

With great pride.
Paddy McDaddy, delivery agent for 
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 

We are not happy, untill you are content.

It's A Small World After All

it says " i truly dont give a shit what you wrote there. go fuck yourself"

FW: .
Flaya Noong
Sent: 2015.01.16 14:41
To: WiNGSPAN Delivery Services,

Hmm. Can anybody here read Russian?

Markus Rin
Sent: 2015.01.16 14:40
Flaya Noong,

Мне глубоко всё-равно что ты там написал,иди в жопу

Torpedo Order

To: Chance Ravinne,  

I would like to order some torpedoes!

Haha just kidding please don't :P

Just wanted to thank you and let you know that I really enjoyed your YouTube videos and they were what motivated me to try EVE, I also downloaded your e-book and I am very impressed by the content and the way you presented the information!

I hope to deliver some torpedoes when I get my skills up haha.

Danax Wolf

Industrialists Can Also Be Cool

Dear Mr. Ravinne,

We at Calibration Inc. offer 50 different types of Tech 1 and Tech 2 XL (Capital) rig BPCs and also manufacture them on request.
As you can assume, most of our clients live and work in WH space and we are unable to deliver all our promo material to our customers in timely fashion. 
That is why our marketing department decided to distribute our discount coupons by attaching them to Caldari Navy Torpedoes and asking best torpedo delivery service, WINGSPAN delivery service, to deliver them safely to work and home addresses of our current and future clients.

We have these torpedos full of discount coupons waiting for you in Jita 4-4 ready to be delivered:
Caldari Navy Scourge Torpedo 1620
Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo 4860
Caldari Navy Mjolnir Torpedo 270
Caldari Navy Nova Torpedo 3240
[Multiple Items] 

All receivers of our discount coupons will be able to purchase our XL rig BPCs at 16% discount. They just have to link their killmail link to their mail buy order as confirmation that they recived our dicount coupon from your delivery system! BPCs we offer with full list price are viewable on contracts under our corp name in Jita 4-4.

Best regards,
Aluka 7th, CEO
Calibration Inc.