Dear Chance Ravinne,
I would like to start this message off with saying that you and your corporation do a fantastic job in your dealings with your customers. However, I recently ran across one such customer who had not received his delivery. So, I felt compelled to fulfill his order in your stead.
Jokes aside a few friends and I were in a wormhole after finding a mining barge. We thought of while ganking him you and couldn't resist and we made you a video. Thanks for all the great content you create.