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Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation

From: Banshee Legend
To: , jonnyd black

Dear Mr. black 

if i understand your message correctly, you had your infant daughter in your hands, crying, while you were hacking a relic site datacore and fighting me? Besides of your exceptional Martial Poise, I would advise 
AGAINST TAKING INFANTS INTO YOUR SPACESHIP, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE AWAITING A DELIVERY. 

Now I feel happy that I fell hesitant to deliver to your home address - infants are not Capsuleers, so they do not have their consiousness transferred to another body if the current one dies. Please ensure that does not happen again, and I will be referring your case to the appropriate CONCORD facilities of Child Welfare. 

Have a nice day

Banshee Legend 


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Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
From: 
jonnyd black
Sent: 2015.01.25 13:05
To: 
Banshee Legend

бред,разочарований ноль.дроны я выкинул только когда армор потек,и то у меня на руках была дочь которая плакала,что и было причиной афк,а на слив мне по фиг

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Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
От: 
Banshee Legend
Отправлено: 2015.01.25 13:01
Кому: 
jonnyd black

I am very sorry, as I saw by your warrior II drones, you were not afk. I understand your frustration, but there is no need to lie - our FTL (Faster Than Light) Delivery Finder showed me all the information i needed. 

Once again, thank you for your order of the Party Drone™ delivery and have a nice day.

Humbly Yours,

Banshee Legend 

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Re: Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
From: 
jonnyd black
Sent: 2015.01.25 12:59
To: 
Banshee Legend

поймал меня когда я афк и пишешь чушь теперь))

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Party Drone Delivery Confirmation
От: 
Banshee Legend
Отправлено: 2015.01.25 12:57
Кому: 
jonnyd black

Dear Mr. 
black,

as I was approaching the Guristas Relic site I noticed your 
Astero decloak at a staggering 60km away from the closest data core.

I was very pleased to see yet another customer find me for a Party Drone™ delivery, so without hesitation, I delivered a party of 5x 
Hobgoblin II's to your work address. 

Here at 
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services we strive to be the best, that is why all of our Delivery Agents have Customer Service V mandatory skill trained. 

Even so, if you are displeased by my delivery methods, please forward this message to our CEO 
Chance Ravinnewith your complaint. 

______________________________PARTY DRONE DELIVERY______________________________

Delivery to 
jonnyd black's work address Kill: jonnyd black (Astero)  x5 Hobgoblin II 

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P.S. If you plan on having another delivery of Party Drones™, please ensure that you have Laser Show Filter II's fitted to your ship, so it does not explode from the AWESOMENESS that is the Party Drone™ laser show. 

Humbly Yours,

Banshee Legend 
Delivery Agent/Assistant Recruitment Manager

WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 
"We're not happy until you're content"