Found in Translation

Re: FW: Delivery Confirmation
From: Cyless Hustla
Sent: 2014.12.30 17:07
To: Au'Rel,  

 

 

This is the funniest mail i ever read ! So he FW and asked me to translate but i was unable to because of me rolling on floor :) GG on the kill 

 


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FW: Delivery Confirmation
From: Alf Life
Sent: 2014.12.30 17:01
To: Cyless Hustla,  

 

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Delivery Confirmation
From: Au'Rel
Sent: 2014.12.30 16:56
To: Alf Life,  


Dear Alf Life,

    I would like to thank you this morning for your recent order of Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo's to your work address of  Kill: Alf Life (Augoror). During my route I noticed you making dangerous repairs you offlined POS, but you had no Torpedo's!!
Why? I'll never know. So I used my due dilligance, and being the Delivery Specialist I am I could not let this injustice go any longer. 

    This was quite the predicament but im glad it turned out for the better and you got your order! Here at WiNGSPAN Delivery Services we will always take your feelings into account while making deliverys. Because well, We're Not Happy Until Your Content. 

    For any questions about your gracious order or future orders please refer to Chance Ravinne (Hail!), CEO Wingspan Delivery Services

Yours Truly,
Au'Rel
Your Friendly Delivery Agent
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services