Lost in Translation

From: Reed Icculus
Sent: 2015.04.30 22:42
To: WDS Delivery Receipts, 

I think some things got lost in translation.  I say ice cream for everyone ! 


-Reed

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Re: Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Codila Roso
Sent: 2015.04.30 14:48
To: Chance Ravinne,  Reed Icculus,  

I would higly appreciate if your daughter will gently suck my dick in real life. 
Cut the crap, get out, buy one ice cream and enjoy the day

I don`t give a fuck on your achievements, like playing computer games or create websites.
Cheers!

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Re: Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Reed Icculus
Sent: 2015.04.30 08:00
To: Codila Roso,  

Codila Roso,

I am pleased that you received my message and you did not abandon high sec like you abandoned your wormhole. WiNGSPAN agents always appreciate direct feedback from our customers and I would have hoped that after such an efficient disposal job you would have more to say.  If you would like to leave further comments, I will be more then happy to forwrd them to our Customer Relations Office for further review.  There they can also add you to our subscription list for future torpedo deliveries if you would like.  I also urge you to check out website www.torpedodelivery.com for a full list of our services, we offer more then just disposal.

Please pay your bill of $40,000,000isk in full as soon as possible to avoid late charges, If you cannot pay in full we can talk payment plan options.  

If you do not feel comfortable paying  WiNGSPAN delivery services directly for the services rendered, you can always pay your agent directly.  Once again thank for you choosing WiNGSPAN.  

Reed Icculus 
Delivery Agent
 
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Re: Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Codila Roso
Sent: 2015.04.30 07:15
To: Reed Icculus,  

What Nigger?

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Bill of sale for waste disposal 
From: Reed Icculus
Sent: 2015.04.29 06:54
To: Codila Roso,  

Greetings Codila Roso, 

This is a bill of sale for just receiving our patented JSpace disposal services from WiNGSPAN delivery services.  Often this is a free service, however hauling and disposal of such a large order will require payment on your behalf.  Below is a breakdown of your bill of sale, please submit payment at your earliest convenience directly to our corporation.. 

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Hauling & Disposal :
$35,000,000isk: Minmatar Control Tower Small  
$5,000,000isk: Small Artillery Battery  
$5,000,000isk: Small Artillery Battery 
$5,000,000isk: Spatial Destabilization Battery 

I was able to recycle 7 modules wich will allow you a rebate of 10,000,000 isk.  Your bill was adjusted to reflect these savings

Total isk owed : $40,000,000
Please remit payment directly to  WiNGSPAN delivery services 
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Ты должен мне деньги. Пожалуйста, обратите 40,000,000isk чтобы размах крыльев служб доставки.

We know you have a lot of options when it comes to discrete shipping solutions. So on behalf of WINGSPAN Delivery Services, I would like to thank you for choosing our corporation for your disposal needs.  If you have any questions or feedback regarding our services, please visit our website at www.torpedodelivery.com.  


Cheers, 
Reed Icculus
Delivery Agent 
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services 
"We're not happy until you're content!"