Re: Delivery confirmation - RS012 "Snake, Ratlle and Roll"
From: Karin Montforde
Sent: 2015.04.14 23:01
I have to admit, i was getting worried that WiNGSPAN Delivery Services was becoming lax in its profesional image, perhaps due the the joy of become a intergalactic success story, but I am pleased to see you are still thinking of the customer and ensuring we get a full rundown of our purchase.
I must add, my heart was gripped with fear when the delivery receipt for the purchase I ordered for my mobile tractor unit was not included in the original report. I feared I might have been swindled out of my secondary delivery, but once again WiNGSPAN Delivery Services has come through to provide excellent customer support and ensures that any mistakes made were rectified.
Delivery confirmation - RS012 "Snake, Ratlle and Roll"
Sent: 2015.04.14 22:28
To: Karin Montforde,
Dear Karin Montforde,
I would like to extend our thanks for choosing WiNGSPAN Delivery Services for your J-Space munitions needs.
One of our agents found you engaging hostile Sleepers in J121623 earlier today, and although we do not carry Cruise missiles as part of our standard consignments, we do make sure that we never leave home without a reliable supply of Torpedoes and Drones. After receiving a request for delivery assistance from said agent, a veritable flotilla of our delivery vehicles were scrambled to assist you at the earliest convenience.
From this point, it was somewhat of a waiting game for us, as we are all too aware of how deadly the aforementioned Sleepers can prove against our hulls. Once the coast was clear, we saw our opportunity and our collective heart was alight with joy as we let fly with numerous volleys of a variety of torpedoes and even a few of our patented Drone Parties™. For your records, here is a complete rundown of the services and munitions we provided during this delivery:
Caldari Navy Nova Torpedo
Caldari Navy Inferno Torpedo
Caldari Navy Scourge Torpedo
Caldari Navy Mjolnir Torpedo
Gecko Drone Party™ x3
The best part about this service is that we don't ask for any payment! We are also fairly sure that you weren't even aware that you required these items (mainly as your weapon systems cannot make use of the torpedoes...).
Here is your official WiNGSPAN Delivery receipt:
Kill: Karin Montforde (Rattlesnake)
Please keep this safe for future reference and should you need our services at any time, please feel free to contact myself or any other member of WiNGSPAN Delivery Services and we will be only too happy to assist.
Kind regards and fly safe o7
Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
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