A Christmas Carol for a New Age

WINGSPAN the bomber pilot
Had a very shiny hull.
And if you ever saw it 
You would wish you had left Null.
All of the other miners
Docked up when his ship came through.
Nobody liked torpedoes,
But I guess that leaves just you!
In one foggy nebula,
You siphoned for gas.
WINGSPAN with his painters bright
Lit you up and cheered "good fight!"
Then all the pilots loved him
And they shouted on /r/EVE:
WINGSPAN the bomber pilot,
Please just stay away from me!